Aku ni kan, kalau tak nampak mamat ni tak boleh ke? Setahun sekali mesti ada je la muka dia kat memana.
I was on my way out, he was from the opposite direction.
Hey, I met your dad last night, he’s in the backbenchers’ club, right?
No. (Continue towards exit)
Really? I guess he was a special guest then. (At exit, still carrying on)
Right. (Keep on walking, cue for you to get lost)
You’re working hard I see. Kumpul duit nak kawin ke?
Ya. (Another cue)
You know, my sister is moving out, are you interested to buy a house? It’s in Ampang.
Unbelievable isn’t it?
I was trying to promote a Japanese food product to someone when suddenly…
“Oh.. she speaks Japanese very well” The annoying face was smug, he looked like he just did me a huge favour.
WTF?!? I felt like giving him a punch.