Of unrealistic expectations

Cute girl about upcoming CAT scan: There’s a part of me that’s actually a little excited… or at least interested, because, you know, it’s a new experience.

Friend: It will be an adventure. A medical adventure. Like House!

Girl: Except the doctor won’t be nearly as sexy as Hugh Laurie.

Friend: But he’ll have a better bedside manner.

Girl: It’d be worth the bedside manner if he were that sexy.

Friend: We’ve gotta stop watching that show. It gives us unrealistic expectations.

Girl: My mind right now is like 45% fear, 25% excitement, 15% rational thought, you know, that it’s probably not cancer, and the rest is Hugh Laurie and Robert Sean Leonard battling for my affections.

Friend: We’ve gotta stop watching that show.

–L Train
Overheard by: Jonah
from here

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I was diagnosed a while back…

you actually don’t love greg house… you love the character and script subconsciously… take 2 doses of House and Frasier weekly and your deficiency of “smart talking guy” syndrome will be ok

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